20 Things Men Do That Women Don’t Know About
- Flush mid pee and race the toilet.
- Instead of using twist-ties to close the bread just spin the open end of the bag and tuck it underneath.
- When I am in the shower, I like to cup the water to my chest and then watch it splash to the floor.
- Entering beast mode running up the stairs while alone.
- Fantasizing about their female friends. Yes! All of them!
- Thought about freezing time …. and then doing naught things to people.
- Every man has woken up with morning wood and had to do the leaning tower of pisa to hit the toilet.
- Checked online to see if their length is adequate. Yes, even your pastor.
- All men at one point in their lives have given the nod to another man for one reason or another. They have also given it to a woman, only to receive a look of confusion.
- Blow nose into hands in the shower.
- Wave the bed covers to small a fart.
- While peeing tried to cover entire surface of water with pee bubbles.
- When writing a comment on a girls Facebook, I read it a million times after sending it to make sure it doesn’t sound dumb.
- Imagine how you would save your work place, school or whatever from fire or terrorists and be the hero.
- Looked at their poop when finished thinking they must enjoy the masterpiece they created.
- Watch romantic comedies alone with no one present so that no one knows.
- Take off my underwear and then kick it up into my hand and feel like a goddamn ninja master.
- Delete search history on my computer.
- Aim your pee at the edge of the toilet water or higher to avoid people knowing you are peeing.
- Tried to see how far away you can step backwards while peeing and still keeping it in the bowl.
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